Ramicuss Three Horns
Son of Goatka No Horns
He walks on two legs and
(sort of reminds me of Tony
)has learned his lessons well!
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Ramicuss, now heads off into the night
to battle the gruesome five. Five
hideous monsters that have been terrorizing
Goat Valley for days now with their cries of,
"Kowabunga!"! Now they will meet their fate and
be banned from Goat Valley, forever!
Later, back at the goat cave.
Goatka: Rami Three Horns, why do you have a hamster sitting on top of your head and two on each
shoulder?
Ramicuss: There were no hideous monsters out in the valley, momma Goatka. It was just the hamsters
practising the Ninja arts with, Romi Ninja Girl.
Goatka: But Rami, that does not explain, why you have a hamster sitting on top of your head and two
on each shoulder.
Ramicuss: They wanted a ride so they could come and meet the great Goatka that taught Romi Ninja Girl
the use of goat powers. They hope to also be considered worthy to learn goat powers so that
Romi will still love them and want to do battle with them.
Goatka: I am so sorry little Hamsters, but goat powers are only for goats and Romi. Go back to your
homes little hamsters and pray to your great hamster god, Alessandro, that he will bestow
greater hamster powers upon you so that you will be worthy of Romi's skill and able to
withstand, her goat powers.
Hamsters: Yes, we will leave, for now. But we have seen in a vision from our god that we will learn
the use of shunkins and that they will be more than a match for goat powers. Then Romi will
love us again and want to do battle with us. We'll be back!
Ramicuss: Then go now little hamsters and remember us, for when thee return, we, Goatka and Ramicuss
will only be legend told in stories by bards for a few coins to passerbyes. Then tell them
about how you met us and stayed with us and the epic battles that were fought here. Bye,
little hamsters, goodbye!
Later, Romi stops by the goat cave.
Romi: I heard that the hamsters were here. Where are they?
Goatka: They have gone home.
Romi: Ah, that is too bad. I wanted to have them sit on my lap, so I could feed them almonds, cashews
and pecans.
Ramicuss: They have gone to learn the use of shunkins and will be back.
Romi: Sounds like a challenge! ... So Ramicuss, would you like a peanut?
The End.
